Post by sh*ttyChicken on Jan 4, 2005 20:43:58 GMT -5
Hey everyone,
Some of you may have heard that the underground author Carlton Mellick III is doing a company distroing Crappy Zombie movies. He has given this company over to me, Chase Sprossel, because he is a very busy man and we both would like to see this company go somewhere.
I am very excited to be taking this company over and am excepting submissions for Zombie or Weird/Experimental films. The Crappier the better. All the artwork will be done by a freind of mine, Preston.
These movies will be sold on Ebay and other online and non-online sources as soon as March/April.
I am looking for dozens to hundreds of films to fill a catalogue.
If any of you are interested in making a movie for my company, I'd be very happy. I can even offer guidance if you're interested but never did anything like this before.
There really is no limit to how bad it can be. A film by 10 year old cripples would still be considered.
Some films that are being made for us: 1) Zombie Golf - a bunch of guys are just going to a golf course dressed as zombies and playing a game while filming it. All other characters in the film will be real people playing golf. 2) Candy Eating Zombies - this movie is set in a world where everyone is filled with candy instead of internal organs. When the dead come back to life, they don't want to eat flesh, they just want the candy. This makes the film's effects really easy and the plot extra ridiculous. 3) Joes vs. Zombies - one film maker is making a movie that will be him using g i joe action figures instead of actors. They won't be animated. He'll just hold them in his hand and change his voice for each character. Really really stupid idea but it should be funny.
The movies would be released with the crappiest covers possible and you would get a cut of the profits after each copy is sold.
If you are interested in making a HOMEMADE CRAPPY MOVIE or have already made one, contact me at lividremains@hotmail.com
I will have a website up and running very soon. I will post it as soon as it goes up.
Some of you may have heard that the underground author Carlton Mellick III is doing a company distroing Crappy Zombie movies. He has given this company over to me, Chase Sprossel, because he is a very busy man and we both would like to see this company go somewhere.
I am very excited to be taking this company over and am excepting submissions for Zombie or Weird/Experimental films. The Crappier the better. All the artwork will be done by a freind of mine, Preston.
These movies will be sold on Ebay and other online and non-online sources as soon as March/April.
I am looking for dozens to hundreds of films to fill a catalogue.
If any of you are interested in making a movie for my company, I'd be very happy. I can even offer guidance if you're interested but never did anything like this before.
There really is no limit to how bad it can be. A film by 10 year old cripples would still be considered.
Some films that are being made for us: 1) Zombie Golf - a bunch of guys are just going to a golf course dressed as zombies and playing a game while filming it. All other characters in the film will be real people playing golf. 2) Candy Eating Zombies - this movie is set in a world where everyone is filled with candy instead of internal organs. When the dead come back to life, they don't want to eat flesh, they just want the candy. This makes the film's effects really easy and the plot extra ridiculous. 3) Joes vs. Zombies - one film maker is making a movie that will be him using g i joe action figures instead of actors. They won't be animated. He'll just hold them in his hand and change his voice for each character. Really really stupid idea but it should be funny.
The movies would be released with the crappiest covers possible and you would get a cut of the profits after each copy is sold.
If you are interested in making a HOMEMADE CRAPPY MOVIE or have already made one, contact me at lividremains@hotmail.com
I will have a website up and running very soon. I will post it as soon as it goes up.